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#Sistap means his sister finna beat dat ass
Yo im finna get my sister to #sistap her ass
#sistap by Luvrb1rds May 9, 2022
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#SLiS #SLBS #plis #sistap
Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!
Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a #SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology
#SLBS by T&A Consulting September 17, 2020
To be made of dookie. Just a really bad person.
Jim Bob: Did you see that girl who wrote #plis on her Instagram?

Dale Derkson: Yeah.

Jim Bob: Apparently, she eats babies!

Dale Derkson: Doesn't surprise me. She also regularly cheats on her husband... with me.

Jim Bob: DUDE! I am not okay with that.

Dale Derkson: That's why I shot you.

Jim Bob: Oh dukes! Is that what this red stuff on my shirt is.

Dale Derkson: What did you think it was?! What else could that possible be?

Jim Bob: ...strawberry jam

Dale Derkson: Why...on earth... would it be strawberry jam?

Jim Bob: I don't know! I'm kind of a messy eater. Don't really have my life together, you know? Sometimes feel like I just need someone to talk to about... what are you dong?

Dale Derkson: Taking a picture of you and me for the gram, #plis, you know. Try to stop bleeding so much: I want to get in close for the shot. My phone only does like...narrow frame selfies. I don't have that new Iphone you see Will smith with.

Jim Bob: *deep sigh* okay. Kind of losing consciousness, so

Dale Derkson: Say *Jim Bob collapses* Bro, you're being really rude right now. Bet all your posts end with #plis.
#plis by DerkLongWood January 1, 2019
Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!
Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a #SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology
#SLBS by T&A Consulting September 17, 2020
Pronounced "slabs"... stands for Straight Leg Bottom Shelf, which is a custom drink concoction that anyone can afford and revolves more around the execution of the drink than the actual ingredients. This drink is significantly enhanced by the looks and physique of the bartender taking the order. Bartender Execution - lock the knees, bend at the waist and select ANY ingredients from the bottom shelf, cooler or below the bar, ensuring a great view to the patrons!
Hot bartender, "What would you like?"
Discerning Patron, "I'll have a #SLBS" (pronounced slabs) or "I'll have a Straight Leg Bottom Shelf" - be prepared to explain the execution of the mixology
#SLBS by T&A Consulting September 17, 2020