#2

also known as number two

means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).

note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"

cf. #1 or number one

Joe: I gotta go to the can
Jill: #1?
Joe: Nah, #2 baby!
Jill: Sweet! do ya wanna make some scat?

#2 by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004

#2

1 - A pencil.

2 - A massive dragoon shit.

3 - Second in command on a small vessel.

4 - Being the shit

1) Sean: Yo let me get that #2? My point broke off..aaagain.
Stacy: Just fucking keep it.

2) I got a #2 brewing that could choke a donkey.

3) He ain't a boat captain. He's just the #2.

4) Just call Sean O. #2, cause he's the shit.

#2 by DoubleIsAcAt July 4, 2014

#2

1. when one has to take a crap/shit/dump
2.waste that you let out while on the toilet, usually brown, green, or yellow.
3.can be a hard or running excretion from the anal.

Kelly: Lucy will you wait for me while I go to the restroom?
Lucy: Yes, but what do you have to do?
Kelly: I have to do #2.
Lucy: Eww. Use some air freshner cuz I don't want to smell that.

#2 by Mechele December 7, 2007

#2

Used to describe the excessive length of an abnormal bitches nipples. Often resembling that of a #2 pencil eraser.

I was all bout to get up in that ho, and then I saw them #2's. Told that ho to put that top back on, and I is out to find some normal titties.

#2 by B. _____ Shulla April 21, 2006

#2 Pencil

See: Writing Stick

Almost completely obsolete, considering most people in need of something to write with will opt to use mechanical pencils or pens instead. #2 pencils don't have too much priority over the above choices, but they are still used for "Fill-in-the-bubble" quizzes in schools around the country. A #2 pencil given to a student for a quiz will often be oversharpened by the teacher and used as a weapon. It may also feature bite marks from a previous student or a stupid eraser that doesn't work right.

Newer #2 pencils have modified lead, so lead posioning is no longer a concern. Feel free to eat your pencils.

It's a little known fact that #2 pencils are actually much better than #1 pencils. Sure, the #1 pencil got more girls than the #2 pencil did in high school, and the #1 pencil got signed by a multimillion dollar record company, but the #1 pencil suffers from a drug abuse problem and a lack of friends. The #2 pencil is just fine with being average.

Billy: "Teacher, why do we have to use #2 pencils for these tests?"

Teacher: "Because the robots that read and grade the tests can only smell the lead used in a #2 pencil. Go back to your seat"

#2 Pencil by .Mikael October 5, 2009

#2 with Mayo

The act of taking a #2 in the restroom and masturbating on top of it out of fear of others hearing the questionable "double-flush."

"I was at my girlfriend's parents house and I really had to crap, but I got horny in the process and just killed two birds with one flush."

(That's a #2 with Mayo.)

#2 with Mayo by Sean (QED) June 12, 2008

#2 time out

When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.

Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.

#2 time out by Babbo August 27, 2008