8 definitions by fifteen minutes
also known as number two
means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).
note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"
cf. #1 or number one
means taking a shit or scat, droppin' bombs (not in the George W. Bush sense of the word).
note: See the first Austin Powers movie for a funny joke about #2. When Austin is fighting an agent on the toilet, he says "Who does #2 work for?" The character (played by Tom Arnold), in the next stall, says (paraphrase) "Way to go! You tell em' who's the boss"
cf. #1 or number one
by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004
At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
a locution meant to express an indifferent attitude or ambivalence. A phrase often adopted by "fence-sitters" or people who are otherwise hesitant to take a position on some matter.
Note: Can also be spelled "eeaahh" or "eeeaaahhh" (the extra letters indicating greater indifference). In extreme cases of indifference, one can add a "bl" in front of "eah", forming the phrase "bleah" (although this phrase is less common).
Note 2: the pitch in which this phrase is uttered can also indicate a greater or lesser degree of ambivalance (higher pitch indicating more ambivalence; lower pitch indicating less ambivalence)
Note: Can also be spelled "eeaahh" or "eeeaaahhh" (the extra letters indicating greater indifference). In extreme cases of indifference, one can add a "bl" in front of "eah", forming the phrase "bleah" (although this phrase is less common).
Note 2: the pitch in which this phrase is uttered can also indicate a greater or lesser degree of ambivalance (higher pitch indicating more ambivalence; lower pitch indicating less ambivalence)
J says: "Which tuxedo do you want to rent for the formal?"
M says: "Eeeeaaaahhhh..."
J says: "C'mon you droopy-faced fence-sitter, you need to pick a bastedo!"
R says: "How ya doin' Marty?"
M replies: "Eah ... pretty good... pretty good."
R says: "You're lookin a bit akimo to me."
M replies: "Bleeaahh..."
R say: "Don't worry, I got a touch of the akimo myself."
M says: "Eeeeaaaahhhh..."
J says: "C'mon you droopy-faced fence-sitter, you need to pick a bastedo!"
R says: "How ya doin' Marty?"
M replies: "Eah ... pretty good... pretty good."
R says: "You're lookin a bit akimo to me."
M replies: "Bleeaahh..."
R say: "Don't worry, I got a touch of the akimo myself."
by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004
Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.
Not to be confused with farty marty
Not to be confused with farty marty
Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.
by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004
(1) a woman who is so slutty that she is a semi-prostitute, hence, semi-pro. Not to be confused with semi-rape.
(2) someone who excels in some field (e.g., pool) but falls short of "professional" status.
(3) a male who "dusts the tip" of his male-friend to encourage him, if you know what I mean.
(4) refers to a feminine tone of voice that men sometimes use when talking to girlfriends on the phone or when they feel nervous.
(2) someone who excels in some field (e.g., pool) but falls short of "professional" status.
(3) a male who "dusts the tip" of his male-friend to encourage him, if you know what I mean.
(4) refers to a feminine tone of voice that men sometimes use when talking to girlfriends on the phone or when they feel nervous.
by fifteen minutes September 7, 2004
by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004
a role-playing game played by lonely white kids. D&D provides a useful social function by preventing these kids from killing themselves. It also helps to give such kids a false personality to make-up for their glaring deficits.
While playing D&D, Ted yelled in a nasally voice: "My wizard shall destroy your ogre in a manner of two hit-points... Pass me the ten-sided die Fred"
Jeb says: I will spend all of my D&D points towards my charisma category. That way I can believe that I am wOOtw00t in the face of all contradictory evidence.
In an awkward moment of reality, Terry says, "Hey Ted, Jeb, and Fred, I'm so glad we play D&D six times a week. If it wasn't for you guys, I would hang myself"
Jeb says: I will spend all of my D&D points towards my charisma category. That way I can believe that I am wOOtw00t in the face of all contradictory evidence.
In an awkward moment of reality, Terry says, "Hey Ted, Jeb, and Fred, I'm so glad we play D&D six times a week. If it wasn't for you guys, I would hang myself"
by fifteen minutes September 8, 2004