To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.
Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.
by FONZZ March 9, 2006
A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
by King Mexico May 23, 2006
by Rooster2188 November 5, 2009
by Bobby John 007 February 29, 2008
A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
by Delta II August 1, 2006
by BinnDogg October 13, 2006
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