| 1. | Courage Wolf | ||
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Similar concept as to advice dog, but much better. Wow, Courage Wolf is a lot more inspirational than Advice Dog!
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| 2. | Insanity wolf | ||
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Yet another variant of "advice dog". This meme features a black wolf on a dark background, giving you advice that, as his name implies, is insane. Sort of like courage wolf, but with even stupider advice. Many /b/tards don't like insanity wolf. insanity wolf: when life gives you lemons, SHOVE THEM UP A BEAR'S ASS!
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| 3. | Creeper Wolf | ||
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A new but rapidly growing internet meme featuring a picture of a wolf with superimposed text. Creeper wolf is a much better meme than Rape Hawk, but he's got nothing on insanity wolf.
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| 4. | Courage Wolf | ||
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Your only life coach. He knows all, never doubt him. He spawned from the festering cesspool of 4chan, with a hint of Advice Dog DNA and the desire to turn those soft sissy inside things you call emotions into raw manliness. He was spawned from a vortex of awesomeness that spewed chocolate-covered hundred dollar bills and caused it to rain naked woman for 1000 years. Some of Courage Wolf's Advice:
"Climb the Highest Mountain - Punch the Face of God" "God Hates Winners - Be Your Own God" "You Are a Badass - Kill Anyone Who Thinks Different" "Your Power Level Is - Always Over 9000" |
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| 5. | girl who cried wolf | ||
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A girl who cries wolf is an all to common occurence in today's society. If a guy makes advances towards a girl that likes him, he's a hunk, cutie, or sweetiepie. If she doesn't like him, even with the exact same advances, he's a creeper, stalker or loner.
The girl will often retaliate by seeking to embarrass and spread all kinds of cruel rumours about the poor sap. This often happens to any geek/nerd,skinny or shy guy that doesn't follow social etiquette and musters the courage to ask out a pretty or popular girl rather then pursuing the ugliest girl in school or simply remaining a virgin. David, a nice,shy aw-shucks kind of kid who had a crush on kaydra, whose pretty grey-blue eyes made his heart skip everytime he saw here. One day he worked up the courage to give her a love-note is class. She was not impressed by this "loser" and became the girl who cried wolf ; spreading the rumour around school that David was gay.
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| 6. | Wolf Balls | ||
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Having major cajones; you are entirely capable of dominating the world, and you also may have grown up with the wolves as a child. Romulus and Remus were raised by wolves, thereby receiving wolf balls. Thereby, Romulus was able to slay his brother with a shovel, and create Rome on the side.
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| 7. | fluffnut | ||
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The word derives from the two words
1) fluff - something fluffy, full of air, soft, harmless, like whipped cream (an illusion of volume). 2) nut - slang for a human testicle A fluffnut is a person who tries to show, that he/she has "balls" (courage, is macho etc.), but in fact is the exact opposite: a wuss, a chicken, a fake "Come here and fight me you pathetic lille bastard, I'll knock your socks off! Oh yeah, that's right, so come here!"
...after which the person playing tough actually goes and hides, runs off or does any similar action, effectively the same effect as the Peter and The Wolf fairy tale. This all to odds that are very much in his/her favor, makign the situation really embarrasing. So, a fluffnut is someone blowing hot air in a stupidly loud manner, showing the exact opposite resolve upon re-action. |
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