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Ej, gdzie do kurwy jest mój lolek?!
Lolek by Jestlux July 10, 2020
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Lolek loler lole loled lolk loek loljk lolerskates lolercoaster lolerz
:a young girl approximately 10-14 or just at the start of pubescence.

Historically, this noun was a Slavic pet name for a young girl no longer a "девочка" (little girl) but not yet a "девушка" (young lady).

pl: lolenki
"Did you see that cute lolenka in church today? She will be absolutely beautiful in a few more years."

lolita russian devochka fräulein
lolenka by Sonya_4002 November 28, 2009
"the dragon just destroyed the kingdome and murderd everyone in sight king arthur"

"loleth the kingdome must have sucked"
loleth by U N I C O R N February 9, 2009
A nickname for an amazingly beautiful girl prophecied since the days of old to be the most attractive person to ever be born. So far, the only reported sighting of this mystical beauty happened in Southern California during early 2010. The discoverer claimed to have found the prophecy-fulfilling individual and has announced plans to take her for himself. Countless men have heard this tale and grieved their own loss, but, according to the supposed discoverer, nothing shall ever come between them.
Guy #1: "Dude, I think I just met Lolee!"

Guy #2: "Sorry man, I doubt it. I heard Lolee has already been found by some lucky guy."

Guy #1: "Then how come this girl seemed so perfect?"

Guy #2: "Because the real Lolee, unlike this girl, doesn't just seem perfect. She IS perfect. You'll soon find that no girl, not even the one you just met, can even compare to Lolee."

Guy #1: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
Lolee by travisthenickname August 3, 2010
Use when one says "okay" to a statement while completely doubting the statement. Usually follows with a scoff.
PersonWho'sHadTooManyRelationships: I'm going to go though this year with no relationships!
Another Person: lolkay.
lolkay by JuJSh November 17, 2007

lolercise 

The act of audibly laughing for an extended period of time to the point of getting a physical abdominal workout. (Laughing so hard your abs start to hurt).
A : "Hey, wanna go work out at the gym later?"
B : "Nah, I'm feeling pretty lazy today...wanna go see Jackass 3D instead? My friend told me he got some lolercise watching it."
A : "Yeah sure. I needed to work abs today anyway."
lolercise by beerad07 October 25, 2010