Jordo 

A Jordo knows whatsup. A Jordo is athletic and crazy sexy. And always down to party in the USA. Jordo will make you laugh every minute your around them. A Jordo tends to break hearts because they fall in and out of love easily. But a Jordo will settle for that one someone once they have found them. A Jordo can be extremely private so you may have to open up first, but once a Jordo trusts you, there is no turning back.

"OMG that girl over there is out of her mind!"
"That's a Jordo!"

"Wow, she is hysterical."
"Hm, she is probably a Jordo."

Jordo by Ztopwazhere February 14, 2010

jordo 

(Noun) A big idiot football player obsessed with jack and the box and his "tube steak"

(Verb)To pull a jordo is to stuff someones face into their genital area and make a slurping sound, while laughing hysterically like an idiot.

1.(noun)I was hanging out with this big jock at a party, but he turned out to be a jordo so i jizzed in his pale ale.

2. (verb)
Bobby: So the punk ass told me he was gonna kick the shit out of me
Dan: What'd you do then?
Bobby: I Pulled a Jordo on him then kicked him in the ass and he ran off crying

jordo by Dev-o November 21, 2004

Jordo 

A big stupid football player that will lie right to your face and will treat you like shit until he wants something. That thinks that whatever he sees and wants, he can have. That he can lie to people that trusted him just to get into their pants.

" OMG look at him! (; "
" Who? Wait. You don't want to get involved with him.. He's a Jordo. You'll only get hurt. "

Jordo by Paper.Cranes. November 12, 2011

jordo 

Relentlessly giving your manager shit despite their continued support and all round handsomeness

He gives him a right Jordo, his poor boss.

jordo by Sk8terboy28 March 31, 2020

jordo 

a girl who lives in a cave with her mom because no one likes her

"there goes a jordo! back to her cave as always"
"good, no one here likes her anyways!"

jordo by dani March 25, 2003

Jordo 

Someone who is fake af, has no friends, and thinks that he's cool.

Jordo, what a moron

Jordo by Alass12357 January 14, 2017

Jordo >:o 

a faggot who has a 2mm penis that fucks milkbags and has sex with random people but dont worry he brought a ''used condom from ebay'' (be sure to look up ''used condom on ebay they have them X.X) BWAHAHA LITTLE WARRIOR CONDOMS!

''jordo put on that condom befor i kick your ass i dont want no ugly ass baby with a 2mm >;o wtf loser FUCK IT YOU BOUGHT A USED CONDOM''

Jordo >:o by Gwen March 11, 2005