(Noun) A big idiot football player obsessed with jack and the box and his "tube steak"
(Verb)To pull a jordo is to stuff someones face into their genital area and make a slurping sound, while laughing hysterically like an idiot.
1.(noun)I was hanging out with this big jock at a party, but he turned out to be a jordo so i jizzed in his pale ale.
Bobby: So the punk ass told me he was gonna kick the shit out of me
Dan: What'd you do then?
Bobby: I Pulled a Jordo on him then kicked him in the ass and he ran off crying
November 21, 2004