essay

useless work used to torture billions of kids in this world

Jimmy had to do his long essay instead of playing outside with his friends.

by kaly January 2, 2004

essay

what you are probably avoiding doing by being on this website in the first place

essay? nah. ummm, lets seeee... Urban dictionary!

by curly dude January 24, 2011

essay

Something that my english teacher didn't teach me.

I have to do this tomorrow. I'm totally fucked now. Thanks a lot, Mrs. smoking pot Dunn-Peters for not teaching me about essays.

by suicidalqueen February 20, 2011

essay

assigned by teachers as a form of torture viewed as acceptable by society. Complaining to the teacher about the work it entails it wrong, but said teacher is allowed to bitch and moan about grading it as long as he/she pleases.

Yesterday Mrs. Bitchstein assigned us a 5 page essay to do overnight. Today she complained about grading it over the weekend. What a hypocrite.

by PissedHonorsStudent December 30, 2009

essay

1. the bane of my existence

The only thing worse than an essay is being mauled by a bear.

by Queen Wannahackalugee December 9, 2008

essay

a long, written, assignment that could have been explained in two or three sentences.

billy said: "instead of writing an essay on the brain i wrote this, 'the brain in the nervous center of the body. without it we would not be able to do things like breathe. it works by sending electric impulses to the muscles in your body...the end'"

((of course he got a F+))

by chiunit May 13, 2009

essay

1. What you should probably be working on right now. See also: homework

Hmm, what can I possibly do to further my procrastination? I know! Look up the word "essay" on UD!

by Henriettah June 14, 2011