blossoms 

As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.

I really enjoyed and miss the NBC sitcom "Blossom".

blossoms by Curtii September 15, 2005

blossoms 

Hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the anus caused by excessive fisting.

1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.

blossoms by Babs Johnson August 31, 2005

Blossoms 

a family who encourage incest

Ewwww, your family is blossoms.

Blossoms by Riverdale.memez June 17, 2017

Blossoms 

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

Blossoms by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Blossoms 

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.

Blossoms by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

gin blossoms 

A gin blossom is slang for the capillaries in your nose and face that burst because of excessive drinking.

Grandpa has purple gin blossoms on his nose, lol.

gin blossoms by neak January 19, 2005

crash blossoms 

(n.) -- a neologism for infelicitously-worded newspaper headlines which at first reading seem to mean one thing but upon second reading mean something completely different; often hard to figure out at first; called "crash blossoms" because one specific headline from a newspaper used the two words -- "crash blossoms" -- in a confusing way

Japan Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms

crash blossoms by PRwiz101 August 30, 2009