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international unit of craftiness / weaselness at 25 degrees C and 1 ATM pressure = 1 Belgian
Have you noticed that belgians are always being crafty when you work with them
belgian by bob smith2 April 15, 2006
Someone who likes to "play" with children too much, male or female, but usually male.
Potential Belgian: Man I think that girl last night was only 9
Ex-friend: That was a boy you damn belgian!
Potential Belgian: ah! thats why she only let me anally penetrate her.
belgian by The Snackmaster October 15, 2006
Any particularly revolting sex act (n); also:

go belgian (vb) - to perform such an act.
"My girl-friend let me give her a belgian last night"

"Hey, Mamma, you got a fat ho who'll go belgian?"
belgian by fester March 31, 2004
guy with 1337-skills in UT.
0wned everybody.
especially yOO.
usually compared with waffle.
Ck:"the big yellow ones,the sun."
Belgian:"Who?"
Ck:"the big yellow ones,the sun."
belgian by <3 January 29, 2004
Person Who's angry at you when you say that french fries are french and not belgian.

Person Who can party like no one before and drink trappist beer until the sun sets.

A belgian loves diversity and discovering New things, as well as New people, belgian or not. This specie is very sociable.
They usually are good folks to be around, ready to make another person's day better
Damn, look at this dude, he emptied his beer like a belgian !
Belgian by El Cyril (stras maker) November 23, 2021

Belgian Lives Matter 

A joke movement based off of Black Lives Matter made by the Hearts of Iron 4 youtuber isorrowproductions to help the Belgian people. They are systematically oppressed by at least one half of their country that is so out of touch with the other that they may as well be speaking a different language. (The joke is that the different parts of Belgium speak different languages, which is true) The movement is also against Dutch tourists kidnapping Belgians by luring them into their cars. The Belgians have no clue what a car is because they bike everywhere. The Dutch then do atrocities to the Belgians such as leaving them in a car on a mild day, not one that is too hot. This leaves the Belgian mildly uncomfortable for about 10 minutes. Belgians must be fed waffles, hands from congolese black people, and stimulation to federalize the EU, as it is the first original idea from Belgium since a machine to chop of black peoples' hands.
I bought a Belgian Lives Matter flag from isorrowproductions' sellout merch website.