Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

Amish Cabbage

A female pubic hairstyle that is the inverse of a landing strip; the front of the pubic area is shaved while the sides and the lips are left hairy.

I was going to go down on widow Jones until I found out she's rocking an Amish Cabbage.

by Slacker13013 May 26, 2024

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 03, 2017

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 03, 2019

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG November 01, 2020