Cabbage

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

by Massa2001 November 24, 2024

Soul Cabbage

A rare breed of cabbage that sucks out your soul, devours it, and transforms your body into spinach

That there is soul cabbage, and a it's already claimed a few victims

by Jacataca37 November 15, 2022

Cabbage

When a dude or bro has long hair.

Yo! Im loving the cabbage my guy.

by Yopo October 27, 2022

CABBAGE

C.A.B.B.A.G.E or cabbage is an acronym used for the phrase "Crisis Aversion Before Being Absolutely Gay for Eachother", usually used for "cool"

That was so cabbage!

by onyxbl February 07, 2022

Cabbage

Cocaine
Ass
Boobs
Bitches
Acid
Green
Ecstasy

Cabbage is where you take a head of green cabbage and freeze it. Then after its frozen you stick it up the bitches ass and grab their boobs at the same time and it gives you an orgasm. And when this happens to you then people call you a cabbage.

Treys bitch is now a cabbage

by TreyDogz___97 May 23, 2016

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025

Cabbage

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.

"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010