Cabbage stew

When you fart and pee in your bath water

I made a cabbage stew in the tub

by Jessica Starr January 2, 2020

Cabbage Patching

Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.

Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!

by Mmmmmmmm1000 March 8, 2023

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Like a Cabbage

Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.

You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!

by SystemDoesntWork June 4, 2020

Ryan - Muff Cabbage

A man boy with an assault charge who threatens young women. Once cried outside of a girls car because she wouldn't go home with him. Use this name as a derogatory term.

I would hate to be called a Ryan - Muff Cabbage.

by idkidc12345 July 11, 2022

cumbersome cabbage

Another name for marijuana

You smokin that Devils lettuce, that Mary Jane, that sticky icky, that cumbersome cabbage

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

cabbage fanny

When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab

“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”

by Jowney February 25, 2018