you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 20, 2022
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
by Dock Daddy December 21, 2021
by Simping for my bestie June 3, 2022
by Simping for my bestie May 29, 2022
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
by ZeiWasTaken May 12, 2022
this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
Father: sweet kid
Evan leaves ...
father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020