pointless type of definition used 99% of time to make the person with the name reading that happy

sometimes also used to meme another person or a troll making it
Guy 1: *searches name definition* Alright. John.
14 year old girl on urbandictionary: OMG JOHN IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LUV HIM๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
Guy 1: stfu.
by Stupid Af July 18, 2021
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A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Something that is everywhere on the internet, and needs to be deleted.

Usually made by the person who has the name, one of their friends, or (if the definition demonizes them) one of their enemies.

P.S.: Someone sneaked a name definition in here by calling their definition "Name Definition: Susan" instead of "Susan" so that it pops up when looking up "name definition" on this site. The definition itself is just another generic name definition that praises anyone with the name. Still don't know why the person who put this name definition decided to make it pop up when looking up "name definition" on this site. Do they want to troll everyone looking that up with one?
God damn I hate these name definitions. Someone even made a name definition for the name Susan and named it "Name Definition: Susan" so that it pops up when you look up "name definition" here, and it's just an ordinary annoying name definition that praises whoever has that name other than how it's named. That is just pure evil.
by Silicosis9324 May 7, 2023
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if i see another another name definition on here i am literally going to explode
troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP
by billyshrub July 6, 2023
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Another retarded way to say definition made by English teachers across the world. I also had spaghetti today. Get this right, this teacher in my school gave me a detention for eating her son, like wtf!!!!!!!!!
Oi Wanker, You see the dictionary definition for your mum ahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaha. :||||||| Thesaurus/Died
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