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Computer

An animal that frustrates you all the time even though you are trying to be kind with it.
"Oui!" "This computer!" "I am trying to be kind with it, but it always keeps on biting me for no apparent reason!" "Ouch!"
by artyomkin November 7, 2019
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digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.
Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018
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computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.
My PC is suffering from computer crabs
by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015
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computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.
Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.
by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018
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