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Flick Factor

The brute force required to launch a properly rolled and seated booger from the thumb.
Is it just me or are boogers getting stickier? I've noticed a sharp increase in flick factor required to achieve release.
by Pierced69 April 21, 2021
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Oh-Nine Factor

Equal to 0.000000001%. An extremely low probability of something occurring. Was seen in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
The chance of this working is 0.000000001%, or pathetically enough an Oh-Nine Factor.
by DarthShinji January 25, 2014
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Ripple Factor

The process of knocking a the dominant "Doer" over while intercourse. This happens when the "Doer", man or woman with strap-on, is having intercourse doggy style with a large individual, man in rear or woman in either. The "Doer" thrusts towards the "Taker". The ripple of the force then travels to the takers head and back to the "Doers" thrusting region. The force knocks the "Doer" over and on their back.
George Bush was suprised by the ripple factor when he pounded Rosie O'Donnell doggy style.
by Towelliie April 14, 2009
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bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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Factor C

When correlation doesn't equal causation, people tend to make the mistake of skipping from factor A to B. That missing third ever-so-absent variable of the logic chain is C.

"A is correlated with B. Therefore A leads to B."

No, both "A" and "B" are related to "C". It's Factor C.
Person 1: "People who have lighters in their pockets are far more likely to develop lung cancer. Obviously, lighters lead to lung cancer, it's just simple A-to-B logic."
Person 2: "Factor C: Smoking... Are you actually retarded?"
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Ocular Distortion Factor

When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
by Captian McAwesomeville August 15, 2012
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Primacy Factor

Describes a phenomenon that happens to the majority of people in a conversation. The first few words that come out of the persons mouth are positive, followed by negative statements. You only remember the first 2 words or so, and ignore the negative words. Thereby giving that person the benefit of the doubt due to most people's inability to recall words or statements past the first few that were said.
He said "I Love You" and the everything else he said was a blur. I thought he said I was too skinny and needed to eat more, but I can't be sure.
Sounds like he gave you the Primacy Factor
by pfactor May 25, 2013
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