lead zeppelin 

Lead Zeppelin refers to how Led Zeppelin achieved there name, when drummer Keith Moon from band, "The Who" said that they'd go down like a lead balloon (which at the time was a british expression meaning that theyd fail horribly) when asked to join the band. Led Zeppelin later took this term and used it as there name but changes the spelling to "Led" to avoid pronounciation errors.

"that'll go down like a lead balloon",
it wasnt actually Lead Zeppelin it was Lead Balloon,
and Led Zeppelin was the name of the band,

lead zeppelin by Stan9316 May 22, 2007

white zeppelin 

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.

Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?

Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.

white zeppelin by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011

frogs on a zeppelin 

Similar to "Snakes on a Plane" only not as life threatening

"Oh dear I'm late for work....frogs on a Zeppelin"

As oppose to:

"I just shot my foot off....Snakes on a muthafuckin Plane"

frogs on a zeppelin by Leo Slayer August 22, 2006

Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash 

1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically

2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean

1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"

Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Led Zeppelin

A very good band.. but also a very overrated band.. if you say you like Led Zeppelin but all you can say is YEEEY STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND ROCK AND ROLL AND KASHMIR i luvvv them omgo mogm ogm omg ... you are wrong ... im not saying those songs are bad .. im just saying that you are not a true Led Zep fan.. and you need to listen to songs like Celebration Day, Out On The Tiles, and Gallows Pole and things like that .. tahts the real Led ... and they did not spawn heavy metal... heavy metal... is gay .. and sad... bye

yeey Stairway to Heaven .. I LUVV LED ZEP


(SMACK!)

Led Zeppelin by benji May 13, 2005

Aero Zeppelin 

Track 13 on Nirvana's Rare compliation album 'Incesticide', from 1992. Originally recorded January 1988 as track 7 in a 10 track recording. Only two versions of this song exist, the studio version (incesticide), and a extremely rare live version, recorded at the Community World Centre in Tacoma

Aero zeppelin is virtually unknown to most people.

Aero Zeppelin by AeroZeppelin March 4, 2006

Exploding Zeppelin

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.

Bill why did you explode the zeppelin?

Exploding Zeppelin by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004