Whiskey Bilzer

The act of rubbing prickly testicles onto the body of an unsuspecting female. Imagine the agony of testis (complete with a five o-clock shadow) scratching down the back of a sun-burned woman sleeping on the beach. With proper management one may turn their testicles into a Cacti-like pricking machine.

"Dude, I totally pulled the Whiskey Bilzer out on Jeff's sister last night! It looks like she ran through a rose bush!"

by Mr. Joel April 24, 2009

Whiskey Priest

Any person, but usually directed at somebody with authority, who doesn't practice what they preach.

"Does your dad let you drink?"
"No, he's a total whiskey priest. He says drinking is bad, but he's got a bottle of Jack under his pillow."

by billmaynard December 22, 2009

Whiskey cellar

Whiskey cellar is an uncommon kink where a girl likes having guys pour whiskey up their rectum to punish their liver without getting drunk, then have the guy drink it out their ass

Guy one: yo dude, I gave that bitch the Whiskey cellar!
Guy two: get the fuck away from me you fucking degenerate!

by I cum on hamsters February 1, 2021

whiskey walrus

That creepy, pedophilic uncle that reeks of stale, cheap bourbon.

Stella's whiskey walrus kept looking at her funny during the wedding.

by Wasthatabear March 4, 2017

whiskey day

the first saturday back from christmas break where you drink corncopious amount of whiskey from sunrise to sunset. Blacking out is a must.

it was whiskey day yesterday, what the fuck happened

by a man who needs help January 9, 2011

floor whiskey

When a whiskey collector/Avid drinker has collected more whiskey than he can store. Looks around for more space, but ultimately leaves it in the floor. Likely their last pour or new score.

Sean- “Perry, your cabinet is overflowing!”
Perry-“Darn, ill just add it to the floor whiskey pile.”

by SwanTBF August 19, 2020

Whiskey eyes

Brown eyes that are the exact shade of whiskey in a shot glass.

"Her whiskey eyes are amazing"

by LilGoofy September 9, 2013