Topeka Transit

When two men interlock buttholes, rim to rim, and pass a shit log from one man to the other. Two gay men passing body movements through there ass. this is called a Topeka Transit.

"Gary, get your asshole over here and give me the Topeka Transit."

by Voogs May 01, 2015

Transitive Property

If you watch porn with a man and a woman, you share gender with 50% of what's going on in there. You're 50% gay. Obviously if you share 100% of the gender in the porno that's 100% gay. Now you might be thinking if you watch porn with two people of the opposite gender then you're at 0%, but what they are doing is gay which means you're watching gay porn. Watching GAY porn is in fact, GAY. Now, if you were to watch porn between someone of the opposite gender and a transvestite, half man half woman, then you share only 25% of what's going on in that porno which means you are 75% less gay. That's the transitive property

I'm straighter than you and I can prove it using the transitive property

by Dirty Lurch June 09, 2023

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Lampardian Transition

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

transitive rape

When person A elects to rape person B, only to change his/her mind as they begin and to be subsequently raped by person B. The process can repeat.

I was going to rape her, but then I chickened out and she pulled a transitive rape back on me.

by Efram Birkelstein April 12, 2008

transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .

Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .

by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009

Calgary Transit

Any piss poor, subpar organization that is inefficient and mismanaged with murderous scoundrels calling the shots who would rather see citizens dead on the tracks than use the millions in revenue generated to improve safety.

Q: Dude, who is worse the Gadhafi government or Calgary Transit?
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell

by sheepvomit April 28, 2011