Squeeze The Weasel

Action Phrase: Masturbation, squeezing of the male genetalia.

Sometimes i get so hot i just gotta squeeze the weasel.

See Also: Squeeze the Cheetos

by thankyouimjane February 22, 2007

Boob Squeeze

Its the act of placeing hands upon a females breast and squeezing them for some nice action...a Boob Squeeze

Jim: Seriously, Jessica let him do that.

Mark: Yea she let him get a Boob Squeeze

Jim: Nicee

by TropicThunder19 June 29, 2009

Main Squeeze

Out of all the people you could be chilling with they're the one you always with. Number one on your list, they're might be others but that's the one you always roll with.

"I can't go out tonight I'm gonna try and chill with my main squeeze. "

by Msgreenthumb November 8, 2013

Mexican Squeeze

Grabbing the male genitalia and squeezing it with all your might in a downward twisting motion. Intended to inflict pain to your close friends.

Jared gave Austin a Mexican squeeze.

by Thepastybros September 17, 2018

Squeeze Box

A wind instrument that the accordianis a decendant from. Most commonly used in Latvia.

"My Momma's got a squeeze box, Daddy never sleeps at night" - The Who

by Stoich Boy January 31, 2005

Alcatraz Squeeze

When a male is sexually pleasured by his or another one's hand but in the painful technique of an Indian Burn.

I hated masturbating because when I was younger I used to do the Alcatraz Squeeze to myself.

by Carousel Carnie July 17, 2019

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 15, 2011