by Zaku-Zaku August 15, 2015
by trapqueen6ix March 15, 2016
n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.
meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.
While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.
by Veektoastia March 27, 2008
An idea that looked good on paper but actually causes more harm to the honest user rather than the intended criminal.
This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
This sealed plastic dome causes many Americans to injure themselves in a magical rage, as there is no way to conventionally open the package with bare hands.
Even with scissors one can find themselves busting a blood vessel trying to free the product imprisoned in the case of failure.
Nathan couldn't get his headphones out of the clamshell packaging, and he resorted to biting and tearing until he split open his lip.
by SkySandvich August 30, 2009
The act of receiving oral sex and ejaculating with such force the semen erupts out of the givers mouth and nose, surprising them.
Dude, Michelle was blowing me last night dude, I told her I was going to cum but she just kept going, I gave her the biggest surprise package. She was fucking pissed!
by Nerd Junior March 11, 2006
A phrase referring to someone with a large manhood. The phrase originates from Nick Pestell, a well known player from the streets of Reading.
by MC Warlow May 7, 2008
A packet of Doritos or similar snack foods where up to half of the packet is filled with air, Packaged Air generally leaves the buyer feeling extremely ripped off.
by SpaceD Ace March 2, 2006