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straightwashed

A person whose true sexual orientation is anything other than heterosexual or asexual, and has assimilated to heterosexual cultural norms, mores and folkways. This person may also deal with issues of internalized homophobia.
Jeff is so straightwashed, he only goes to straight clubs even though he wants dick.
straightwashed by DeeYo March 12, 2014

strightass 

someone who is strightedge and acts like they are so much better than everyone else because of it.
That john is such a strightass.
strightass by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

StraightSalvia 

Salvia, in America is a legal hallucinogenic drug, the term "Straight-salvia" spelled as a conjunction "Straightsalvia" or in txt lingo "str8salvia" (verb) refers to someone who is slick, able to break the law without getting caught, sneaky, crafty.

literally "extending ones appendage in a manner that's reminiscent of the infamous salvia plant"

Straight-salvia (adjective) : crazy, on the edge, "out of base", on the brink of illegal activity
That shit right their is "Straightsalvia"

Wow now im impressed that's just "Straightsalvia"
StraightSalvia by Mcflames October 30, 2009

Straightson

a nigga who always reminds others of his dominance by saying "you gay nigga suck my cock lol XD"
Yo bro can u pass the aux cord
*plays a joe dirt dvd*
Bro u gay

What a straightson
Straightson by [B]igga June 12, 2018

Straightshitter 

A person who so straight forward and honest they make you shit your pants
Dude that Marlena chick is a straightshitter, told me I was talking too much on the first date!

Straightaphobe

Anyone that doesn't believe people should be straight.
Oh my gosh did you see Laura at the Gay Parade? She's such a straightaphobe
Straightaphobe by 4evenings February 24, 2021