strightass
strightass by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009
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Straightass
-adjective
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
1. Relating to an ass without a curve, bend, or strictly vertical/horizontal
2. Honest person who speaks direct about anal.
-noun
1. A person who is acting like a homosexual, but in fact is a heterosexual.
-adjective
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
"Oh, there is my missing toothbrush"
"Yeah, pardon my straightass. I coincidently put it up my asshole"
-noun
1."Hi guys, guess what happen to me last night after yesterday?"
2."What...?"
1."Well, I was able to suck dicks until I farted in which made me spit cum on my new jacket"
2."Liar, liar pants on fire! Nigga you are a fucking straightass"
1. "I swear man. I put that on my grandma's little cousin's uncle's dogs master's nephew. I am not even lying. "
Straightass by Gay Boyz October 21, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis
Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
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