someone that defends the company they work for EVEN when it’s in the wrong, mostly used for employees who keep on giving non-solutions and non-answers instead of admitting that the company they work for is garbage son of garbage and that there’s no solution for the problem you found in their product/service.
For example, Apple employees who say that Apple slows down your iPhone with new updates just to “reserve battery life” instead of saying that they’re tryna make you feel that your iPhone is old to trick you to buy the next iPhone.
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
John: “sometimes the sound of my alarm doesn’t go off even when my iPhone is not silent and the volume is all the way up, and the speakers work by the way, I missed three of my university courses this week just cause of this, why is that happening?”
Apple employee: “yeah it’s because the iphone was silent”
John: “bro i said it happens even when it’s not silent”
Apple employee: “let’s test it”
*tests it* *still doesnt work*
Apple employee: “let’s test the camera”
John: “what does the camera has to do with anything?”
Apple employee: “let’s see the speakers then”
John: “but i said they work...”
Apple employee: “but are they loud enough?”
john: *plays music on iphone*
Apple employee: “can you recreate the alarm issue?”
John: “it happens only sometimes” *tries to recreate it but fails*
John: “cant you check the iPhone with a software or something to see where are the errors coming from?”
Apple employee: “sorry, you cant recreate it so i cant help you, i doubt that it even exists, next person please”
John: “gimme that phone store-donkey”
by Mans-mans May 19, 2020
Detroit slang for a ghetto corner store or convenience store that sells beer, candy, booze, cigarettes, pork rinds, lotto tickets, and everything else you might need at 2 in the morning. All transactions happen through the bullet-proof window.
by manoogs June 25, 2007
In racquetball, when a ball that was going to be a killshot goes under the buttocks and hits a male player facing the front wall in the back of the testicles, resulting in a testicular motion very similar to the bells on top of a door when you enter a store. Imagine hearing "ding-a-ling-a-lingaling" One of the most painful experiences in sports.
by Augie September 7, 2003
by talk2me-JCH2 March 21, 2023
An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.
Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"
Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."
Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."
Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."
by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009
somethin from a really stupid joke that george was obsessed with and flew to ohio for a chance to use it on an episode of seinfeld
by FeelThaShocker December 13, 2003
a neighborhood grocery story that caters to black people and which carries types of food and other items that black people typically purchase.
by Chet von Wilkinson June 17, 2008