When all hell breaks loose in your toilet. Your shit is harder then coal up John Maddens ass-hole which sucks because you really gotta pinch it off. When it makes impact with the water, it sinks to the bottom and makes a *clunk* sound and you experience everlasting euphoria.
Man, when i got home i had a firm stool
Man, when i listen to Mike Jones I have a firm stool on contact
This guy behind me looks like hes having a firm stool, better let him pass
Man, when i listen to Mike Jones I have a firm stool on contact
This guy behind me looks like hes having a firm stool, better let him pass
by Pink Panthers September 21, 2005
by Clark Westfield June 13, 2008
When a gay man has to schedule a time with his boyfriend to abuse his anus because the boyfriend is too busy getting his back blown out by the rest of the gay community.
Will had to schedule a stool conference with drunk Jeff the gay dentist because Jeff had too many patients to see.
by Wilma Fingerdoo May 12, 2008
When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.
by mr jasmine November 23, 2009
That undeniable facial expression that displays sheer pain and pleasurable release all at the same time when one is attempting and eventually passing a hard, crusty, constipated turd from one's ass.
by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017
On of the homosexual prefrence who fucks one males asshole and thus pushes his shit back in his stomach rather then pooping it out
by Please Killah October 22, 2003
by xzybit May 14, 2005