7 definitions by Clark Westfield

Drop a stool

To defecate. Stool - a discharge of fecal matter.

Wow, after finishing my morning coffee I really have to drop a stool!

by Clark Westfield June 13, 2008

Disciplinary Anal

To utilize anal sex as a disciplinary action designed to correct or punish breaches of discipline.

I can't believe she said that behind my back, when I get home I going to have to give her disciplinary anal.

by Clark Westfield December 7, 2006

Manimony

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.

Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.

by Clark Westfield December 21, 2006

Manimony

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.

Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.

by Clark Westfield December 18, 2006

Manimony

Money paid from the female spouse to the male spouse after legal separation or divorce as a result of the female making more money than her husband.

Nick Lachey, Kevin Federline, Ryan Phillippe and Chad Lowe all got their eyebrows waxed using the manimony they received from their former wives.

by Clark Westfield December 6, 2006

Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

by Clark Westfield December 22, 2006

Manklet

When a straight man, other than a surfer, wears something (as an ornament) around the ankle which by definition makes him appear gay.

Pronunciation: \ˈmaŋ-klət\
Function: Noun

Lifeguard: "Everyone staying at this resort has to wear a colored band on their ankle if they're going to use the pool."

Guest: "I don't care what the reason, you won't catch me dead wearning a manklet."

by Clark Westfield March 27, 2009