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A Quickie, is well, a quickie.
A Yankee is like a Quickie, but you do it yourself.

But a Spankee? That's like a Yankee but hurts a little bit more.
(**Shaking Hands)

Steve: Hey Josh, I havent seen you in a while. What's up?
Josh: Not much, a little stressed out a work.
Steve: Where you off too in such a rush?
Josh: To be honest? I gotta get a spankee on before I head back to work from lunch.
Steve: Aaaah yes. I just got got one in too.

(***Awkward looks after shaking hands)

skanked-out fuckface 

a young girl who is a loser,poser and/or fake
Kid #1- Did you see Mary's Fall Out Boy shirt?
Kid #2- Yeah, she thinks shes a fan?
Kid #1- What a skanked-out fuckface

Monkey spanker 

A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
to be coerced into detrimental and/or illegal high jinks with the ultimate goal of having fun.
"Someone must have spinked me last night. I'm missing my front teeth and my car is in the river."
spinked by carlosjuan November 2, 2009
One who spanks, as in, administering corporal punishment to the backside of a subordinate and/or sexual partner, either for discipline or pleasure.
Spanker/Spankee is one of the more common forms of S&M roleplay.
spanker by Deucebeast January 28, 2006

ankle spanker 

An extremely long penis that often collides with the ankles. Often too long for sexual pleasure. Mainly used as a large fleshy whip for those who like it rough.
Ow! You're not stepping on my toes. That's my ankle spanker!
ankle spanker by Anonymous November 1, 2003