tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.

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Terp slurper

A quartz nail fitted with unique design elements that enhance flavor and reduce dab wastage

Many dab enthusiasts prefer to use a terp slurper because its unique design allows for more flavorful, low-temperature hits.

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Hey Liz my Love, let's do a turker slurper and go to bed

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A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

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A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

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Man, I think those enchiladas made me sick. I made two raisin slurpees in 30 minutes.

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I don’t remember drinking the water, but haven’t stopped making Raisin Slurpees since I came back from Mexico.

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