Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

Dog Salesman by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

one eyed Bible salesman 

Noun - A human penis

I threw a rock at that guy and it hit him square in the one eyed Bible salesman!

one eyed Bible salesman by void_nothing May 28, 2007

anatomical salesman 

a ho, prostitute, girl that can run really fast in high heels, etc.

ms degrandchamp is a anatomical salesman.

anatomical salesman by blake yancey July 18, 2007

Car Salesman 

Person who works long hours every day of the week except Sunday in some states trying to help people find affordable cars for themselves or their families. Endures consistent objections and lies but gets paid to overcome those objections and creatively solve the problems in front of them to help their clients.

Went by the local Ford place and told my car salesman I needed to talk to my wife first. I really went down the street to Chevrolet and bought a brand new Chevrolet Silverado!

I bought a used Corolla with 80,000 miles on it. I was hesitant but the salesman over at Mazda explained that it came with a free warranty. Never had a single problem with the car.

I went to the local Chevrolet place to check out a used Jeep but the car salesman kept pushing for me to buy right now. I felt uncomfortable so I just drove away. I found another Jeep at Toyota and the guy there was really understanding and made me feel comfortable. This one cost more but I had a great experience and send all my friends there!

Car Salesman by sweetvictory77 October 8, 2020

saltsmen 

A man or women who like to shit in someone while having sex, or who like golden showers

I will give u a saltsmen in bed tonight.

saltsmen by Shmexy man04 November 8, 2020

Salesman sorta giant 

A person that sales Molly and Mary and other various items AKA tyler the creator

He’s a salesman sorta giant because he sells dope

Salesman sorta giant by Micheal scoott July 3, 2022

Salementem

The wicked intention, or 'dirty mind' (from Latin 'mentem' and French 'salement'), behind actions that appear to be beneficial or necessary to the public.

It is primarily used to describe the malicious financial greed of corporations, insurance companies, banks, and governments who feign concern while ruthlessly enacting policies designed to bleed the marginalized and working class dry for profit.

The CEO stated that mass layoffs were necessary due to 'market corrections,' but we all know that decision was driven by pure, unadulterated Salementem.

Salementem by Lexicon_Fiend December 10, 2025