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A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.
"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*
by Earlobe manipulation expert. October 22, 2008
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