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oh shit, i'm sorry 

What one guy says when he walks in on another guy jerking off, making him realize they both secretly want each other. Found in 90's b-movie Boy Band Catalina.
Guy 1 walks in on Guy 2 jerking off in the forest
Guy 1: Oh shit, I'm sorry
Guy 2: Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since they're such a good size and all.
Guy 1: Yeah, I see that. Your daddy gave you good advice.
Guy 2: It gets bigger when I pull on it.
Guy 1: Hmmmm!
Guy 2: Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I RIP THE SKIN
Guy 1: Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like, uh, how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth, instead of your own hands.
Guy 2: Will you show me?
Guy 1: I'd be right happy to.
oh shit, i'm sorry by SlickSerpent99 November 12, 2017

Oh my badness! 

The opposite of oh my goodness. When we have said or done something bad or sinful it is ones badness that had caused one to behave in such a manner.
Oh my badness! I have set the house on Fire.
Oh my badness! by green923jade October 20, 2016
An exclamatory phrase commonly used by Jason Mendoza (played by Manny Jacinto) on the NBC series The Good Place (2016-2020) to depict excitement, shock, or suprise. Additionally, it can be used as a greeting and may also be expressed as "aw, dip!". It's Mendoza's most frequently used phrase and is a known slogan for the show.
Oh, dip, Jason!
-Oh, dip! Donkey Doug!
Oh, dip! by theburnside May 15, 2020

Oh no anyway 

The suggested response when someone says something that you honestly couldn’t care less about

Or when your so used to things going to shit and once a new cataclysmic event happens the only natural reaction is this “oh no, anyway…”
Girl: Oh my boyfriend just died

Me: “Oh no, anyway”

*president gets arrested and raped in prison*

Vice President: oh no, Anyway…

*something horrible occurs*

Anybody: oh no, anyway

Oh no anyway
Oh no anyway by R8m8b8 yaya August 22, 2022

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind
Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"
oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

oh shit im out of toilet paper 

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

go pico yeah yeah go pico oh

go pico yeah yeah go pico oh
Pico: go pico yeah yeah go pico oh go pico yeah yeah go pico oh
BF: go pico yeah yeah go pico yeah go pico yeah yeah go pico yeah
Pico: im drinkin' all the wine some fancy on my mind get fancy on her thigh you can't be on my mind
BF: Be ba bee bo pe bai Be ba bee bo pe bai Be ba bee bo pe bai Be ba bee bo pe bai