by GAYMYASSHOLE!"§$%% November 18, 2020

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
by showpeasant January 31, 2024

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020

A man places a pop it firework snapper just inside of his Dick so that when he nuts in the other party member, it’ll be extra explosive
by peep_n_cheese_ August 07, 2023

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 07, 2022

by its not cup! December 18, 2018

by hotmf October 24, 2020
