nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.

Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!

by LordJenal July 7, 2022

Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

NutCracker

Basically vaginal genitals.

“She’s one helluva NutCracker in bed!”

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020

Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.

Muhammad is a nutcracker.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 5, 2024

Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth

Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!

by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025

Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society

Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker

by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022