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nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs
Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”
by showpeasant January 31, 2024
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NutCracker

“She’s one helluva NutCracker in bed!”
by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy January 13, 2020
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Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!
When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
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nutcracker challenge

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.
by anononanon December 4, 2018
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Nutcracker

Someone who acts like there is 45 litres of Red Bull permanently in their system. They do crazy stuff for no particular reason and are a constant threat to you, your friends and family and society
Jesus how did that truck get flipped on its side?!
Oh, that was Barry, he's a right nutcracker
by LankyPogger123 January 12, 2021
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