A certain employee of a famous local newsganets in Westhoughton which is KK Patel formerly called Stobbs's.
He appears either to have no neck due to obesity or a disability. He is also the son of the owner.
That guy who has no neck is on today.
by Mark Davenport November 22, 2007
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1. An old-fashioned word meaning to make out with someone, generally not heavily.

2. The practice of greedily eating or drinking something, i.e. "getting it down your neck"
"Me sister drank too much beer at the party and ended up dancing on the table."

"LOL the slapper! How much beer DID she drink, then?"

"Must have had near fifteen. She was necking em like a sailor!!"
by GodSaveTheCream September 5, 2011
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1. skulling or downing a beer or other alcoholic drink in one arm movement

2. a drunken state caused from necking too many beers
1. mate did just u see Quinn Doggs with that pint of beer?
he just necked it!

2. look at Wilkie he is necked!
by Morrissey February 19, 2006
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originated in summit high school, you violently smack the person in the neck for sayings something retarded.
give me yo neck.
by austin bowman June 6, 2004
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When two people hug and kiss each other's on the neck
Jake : Mmm! I love when you wear your hair up it makes it eaiser to Neck!
Kiersten : Oh Jake your making me wet!
Chad : Hey Craig what's with the boner?
Craig : Oh I was just watching Jake & Kiersten Neck!
Chad : Oh La La!
Steve : Hey Chad wanna Neck?
Chad : No Thanks! I would rather dick!
Steve : Ohhh! Is that where we hug and rub our dicks together?
Chad : You Bet!
Chad : Oh Steve I love when you shave your pubes it makes it eaiser when we dick!
Steve : Oh Chad your making me cum!
Craig : And just like that my boner is gone!
by SlopNChop May 17, 2018
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To neck for someone is to snog them, the term is usually used in the merseyside area. i.e southport.
"did u neck for her?/him?"
"i necked for lew"
by Sarah February 22, 2005
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Something thats stupid or doesnt make sense.
Person 1: I'm painting a picture of a green apple but I need to go to the store and buy purple paint.

Person 2: Why would you need purple paint to paint a green apple. That's a neck.
by bello_misterioso February 3, 2007
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