by Spanner O Toole September 15, 2003
The worst possible condition ever. You can't sleep, you are forced to breathe through your mouth, And nothing you see on videos work, you have to deal with this utter hell for who knows how long. You think "Oh! I can just use a nasal spray, right?" WRONG! You can get addicted to it. So you have to let it pass. BULLSHIT.
Guy #1: Hello! Why are you doing weird things to your face?
Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
Guy #2: Nasal Congestion. If you get it, you'll do these exact things.
by Wizeguy400 March 17, 2019
by Masta Peepee December 10, 2003
When one is drinking a beverage of any type and hears something ridiculously funny, it forces the liquid into the nasal cavity and throat and out the nostrils accompanied by choking, watery eyes, an empty drink and more laughter.
Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.
Note: Can be a slight bit painful if the liquid being consumed is an alcoholic beverage or a soda pop as it burns your nasal cavity a bit on exit.
"Dude stop making me laugh you totally just made me "Nasal Douche" with that last one and its burning my nostrils!"
by Born Flippy September 23, 2009
Japanese erotica where a woman is bound, and as an effect of her bondage, her nose is bound with hooks that pull back the nostrils and hold them open.
A: What do you mean the Japanese are a bunch of sexual deviants? Sure, bukkake, scat, and Roman showers are weird, but what else?
B: Two words -- Nasal Bondage.
B: Two words -- Nasal Bondage.
by Skelebone Jones May 2, 2006
To stick your finger up your nose and repeatidly doing motions to get a booger. In too hard motions, bleeing can occur.
by Finalninja447 March 19, 2010
by 331 tittysprinkle December 3, 2009