When a girl's vagina is so fat, is has at least four pares of lips.
"Dude theres nothing wrong with fucking fat bitches, alls I'm saying, is sometimes you get one with a muffled cabbage!"
by XxIso1atorXx November 12, 2013
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Verb/Adjective- For a girl to use their partners hand to masturbate when they are still asleep.
Dude my wife used me as her muffle bag boy last night...
by pittsburgh@412 July 26, 2011
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Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw
Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass
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The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.
She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.
by Jason DeReese February 5, 2009
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A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!
Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.
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The ancient art of muffled noises of gorilla violence is something few can master, it's been taught for generation after generation in the suburbs of Detroit.

When performing an act such as muffled noises of gorilla violence, one must be very careful, anyone will recognize it instantly and will report to the media about their new discovery which will make them millions.
Hey Mark! I think i can hear muffled noises of gorilla Violence over there!

Really! We have to Jet over there my Jordan, this is seriously poggers!
by MynameisnotJohannes April 19, 2021
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When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.
I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!
by The auto tech December 7, 2016
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