muffin

1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.

2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.

3.talking snacks.

1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me

by your muffin August 05, 2007

muffin

like a cupcake but way better b/c it is not made of cake batter and does not have icing and can have chocolate chips.=

to describe a person who is not a whore or is cute.

clarissa:ohmegosh ryan is such a muffin!
nicole:he is a muffin i think he likes you.
clarissa:woot!

by cupcakexcore May 18, 2008

muffin

A puppet mule of old Television fame.

Muffin the mule.

by Rankin June 15, 2004

muffin

see extacy
muffin-->roll-->extacy

"hey dude, do you know where i can grab some muffins"

by betterthanall November 03, 2003

muffin

a cupcake without icing...hence a bald cupcake.

Muffins are just bald cupcakes.

by Koinu-chan March 29, 2009

muffin

a tea-bag executed by a lady

Sara totally just muffined your corpse.

by jacob pederson April 29, 2008

muffin

A girls pussy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

by Diego August 18, 2003