by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019
Get the Muffmug. Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.
Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.
Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
by Judder90 March 08, 2009
Get the Muffmug. Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
by notmobert March 24, 2004
Get the MUFFmug. The most amazing variety of woman to evolve. Often spotted styling on a pushbike providing strangers with a smile. Spinning her around beneath the moonlight in the darktimes with intermittent sips of single malt keeps the Muffs satisfied...for a time.
by JollyRoger84 June 28, 2010
Get the Muffsmug. by comedyandtragedy February 09, 2008
Get the Muffmug. Pubic hair on a woman. Relates to the surrounding vaginal area on a woman who is:
1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn
1) Unaware that pubic hair is now a crime punishable by death
2) Thinks it's attractive to have hair bursting out at the sides of her underwear (aka spider legs escaping the nest)
3) Unclean and enjoys the smell of the odour of her vaginal fluid and other bodily fluids seeping onto her pubes
4) Something you see on a woman in pre-1990s porn
"I love washing my face in your muff"
"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"
"I thought you were wearing black skimpy panties until I realised it's your muff"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
Get the Muffmug. "dude, in that three some there was so much muff, like if the great wall of china was made of muff. That much."
by ASSCUNTBALLSMUFF February 13, 2010
Get the Muffmug.