some who can not live without being in the military
"Z" is such a motard he can justify anything
by no-lifer May 26, 2008
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Motivational based retardation.

The inability (unwillingness) to think, act or perform at a reasonable level due to the intense lack of motivation to participate. This is often observed as a strategy/response to get out of unwanted tasks or obligations by convincing others you suck at it so bad you won't be asked again.
I asked my roommate to clean the bathroom, but after I saw how poorly it was being done, I told him to stop and went over it myself. I have thought at times he has Selective Fatigue Syndrome, but I think at this point it may actually be Motardation to the point we will have to rethink our chore divisions.

My son begged me to mow the lawn and the first few times he did a great job. Now that it is old hat and the Motardation has set in, I might as well do it myself.
by The Bard of Morgan County October 23, 2009
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Word used to describe people, mainly in "mo-county" Maryland, who use other ridiculous made-up words (most likely because they can't speak proper English) to describe people, places, and things.
I live in Silver Spring Maryland, and I just heard a teenage boy say "I slay a lot of bait." Then a teenage girl with pink hair responded, "ping!" Someone please help me! I am surrounded by motards!
by Chlamydia Forecast May 19, 2011
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Someone who smokes weed, or mota, so often that they act retarded
"man, look at that motard try to find his car keys!"
by Metaka February 2, 2003
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motorcycle retard. Generally, the @$$holes you see on crotch rockets riding wheelies on the freeway, weaving in and out of traffic at insane speeds. Anybody who owns a crotch rocket.
"I hope that dumbass motard wipes out and leaves his face on the pavement."
by Teemo2001 July 22, 2008
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