Mesa Redonda

Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.

Usually applied to fellow classmates.
Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag
by GLUMBRE August 06, 2011
mugGet the Mesa Redondamug.
A sociable organization that's an awesome place to volunteer and make friends while getting the best deals on books. Common misconceptions of being mean, conniving, rude and extremely well-read (this part is true and makes them dangerous).
Friend 1: Let's contribute to society and volunteer for Friends of Serra Mesa Library

Friend 2: Can I just support by buying their books and throwing money at them?

Friend 1: Yes.
by SMFOL November 23, 2021
mugGet the Friends of Serra Mesa Librarymug.

Slop Mesa

"Slop Mesa" refers to an overuse and sudden saturation of Larpdom & FRP, this originates from Neuron RP, when referenced in 2019 by a senior admin who is kept anonymous, this term best implies to the current state of BMRP and how all BMRP servers are not serious at all and or are built on Slop PAC3 avatars to engage with the main player base.
"I can tell ts is a Slop Mesa"
by memecraft22 July 24, 2025
mugGet the Slop Mesamug.

black mesa blowjob

getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
mugGet the black mesa blowjobmug.

Mesa

Fuk mesa nigga they sum bitch ass mK omm nigga pussy asf
by sosa422 November 02, 2023
mugGet the Mesamug.

Mesa

Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN

Mesa really needs proactive
Mesa is a table hoe
by Samthecooldad69 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Mesamug.

FERNANDO MESA

A person who is deeply in love with saying brainrot to a point that they say it in every sentence and cannot stop leading to them needing immense therapy.
Ethan: Bro no sigma male. Jackson: Shut the fuck up you are FERNANDO MESAing
by Mattystram April 07, 2025
mugGet the FERNANDO MESAmug.