Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 April 28, 2011

marmite afterbirth

You first invite a random girl over to your house. Whilst waiting for her arrival, you eat marmite (on anything) until full, and drink plenty of water. When she arrives you proceed to go down on her. The naturally occuring stench and taste from between her legs will make you throw up all over her vagnina, and the mess will resemble that of giving birth and smell of marmite. Hence the name, marmite afterbirth.

I just bought a new tub of marmite and invited that fat stinker over from last week. she's gonna get such a marmite afterbirth.

by whiskeybravo May 22, 2011

marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.

After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.

by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008

marmite man

Talentless unfunny useless people on TV or in real life.

Jeremy Clarkson is a marmite man

by Bluekeys December 15, 2016

Marmite miner

similar to these words. turd burgalar beef smokerass pirate queer bummer ass bandit

A sexual reference to anal sex and those who practice it.

Guy 1:That guy is definately straight.
Guy2: no he is marmite miner for sure.

by Aaron Bostrom February 7, 2007

marmite tunnel

another word for for shiter or dirtbox.

do you take it up the marmite tunnel?

by tartanbeastie September 3, 2004