calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

loin coin

loin coin

loin coin

by sigma_grinder69 September 16, 2021

ablazed loins

When ones private parts burn for another

Girl 1: “he’s soooo hot!”
Girl 2: “you’ve got to have ablazed loins!”

by Fuckerfromtexas November 19, 2017

smack loin

Jacking off

Amier and zaire each other’s smack loin every single day

by Therealfgd October 23, 2017

smack loin

to beat your penis

Lamar and Amir smack loin together when they got home from school.

by Dickie tights October 23, 2017

Loine

A person who has very moisturized skin and is in someway clean

Eveline: Have you seen Andre. He is Loine

Janice: What! I didn’t know that

by MosheLeFat June 9, 2021

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.

Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.

by BMacDaddy June 1, 2015