Itchy Anus is when there is an uncontrollable and unsatisfiable itchy feeling in the anus area. This could cause one to lose all focus on anything else going on because of its powerfull ability to annoy.
Jason: God Damn!! I am going completely mad! I have such bad itchy anus. I scratch and I scratch, but it doesnt seem to go away.
Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.
Pete:Well, be careful, don't scratch too hard or you might start bleeding.
by Androu March 11, 2008
by Bad Ass Troll May 26, 2006
The uncomfortable burn-itch feeling of the anus when you take a death-shit the morning after eating anything exceptionally spicy.
Tiffany's itchy poop made her limp around half the day after eating the 12 alarm Thai food the night before.
by Scorpidea August 11, 2009
When a woman, usually in her mid thirties turns around and looks at you with eyes of desire, immediately following or seeing a cute baby. She says nothing, but it’s obvious she wants to be fertilized.
by NautilusP July 4, 2022
When you have an itchy ass you would probably go into the bathroom and grab some ass wipe and just wipe it until it becomes non itchy or, you could just take the grody way and itch it with your fish smelling fingers.
Tyler: I have such and itchy butthole dude!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!
Ria: Lmao you have a itchy ass
Tyler: Guess i'll go and itch it with my fingers bye!
by robloxmantheman October 25, 2019
When you didnt wipe good enough and your butthole is really itchy and you have to wipe again, finding you still have poop in your buttcrack (also known as the second wipe)
by docswenson May 8, 2010