by RandomGuyWithoutAMustache September 18, 2021
by BIGG R August 13, 2021
The act of soaking a harmonica in a jar of mayonnaise and then inserting it into the anus. While having anal sex the wind from being thrusted into will create a unique musical memory. Proving that mayonnaise is indeed an instrument.
Todd:"Hey man I just gave my first Texas Howdy to Marie the other night."
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
Rod:" I bet you had to use a whole jar of mayonnaise for that!"
by ahhwhatisthat October 10, 2023
When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.
by Nicksnothome May 15, 2020
When FinalConvict kills you in Call of Duty
by JelloMelts FinalConvict January 8, 2018
The Howdy Bomb is a term used by douche bags, who are so caught up in the way their hair, tan, eyebrows and abs look, they really want a chick to look more at them than they want to look at the chick. You can always tell a user of the "howdy bomb" by the depth of their tan, the more orange the skin the greater the usage of the howdy bomb. Also, the more puckered the lips the more usage of the "howdy bomb".
Laurence: AAAAAH bra! Check out that chick.
Humphrey: Yo Yo Diggity, Which one?
Laurence: That chick over there with the sweet cuckooglies.
Humphrey: Oh Snap! She is banging, lets go over there and drop a sweet "howdy bomb" on her tight ass.
Laurence: Boooooey! You think she'll notice my sweet puckered lips and my nice Oompa skin. I bet she can't take her eyes off my super perfect eyebrows.
Humphrey: "Howdy bomb" here we come.
Humphrey: Yo Yo Diggity, Which one?
Laurence: That chick over there with the sweet cuckooglies.
Humphrey: Oh Snap! She is banging, lets go over there and drop a sweet "howdy bomb" on her tight ass.
Laurence: Boooooey! You think she'll notice my sweet puckered lips and my nice Oompa skin. I bet she can't take her eyes off my super perfect eyebrows.
Humphrey: "Howdy bomb" here we come.
by Rannan February 4, 2010
the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"
we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!
by jonnycore October 23, 2007