A name of various sports

All of them orginaly rooting from china but the first actually established football was played very much like american football except it had little to no rules and was played on a much bigger "field" in between villages

Association football(soccer)- Very popular in UK and third world countries, widely played all around the world but not in north america for some reason, a sport played by kicking a ball with the goal being putting into a net(1).

American football (NFL) - Popular mainly in the US but thanks to the internet growing in western and central Europe, a sport where you can either pass, rush, kick or punt the ball with the goal being scoring a touchdown (6,2),field goal(3,1) or a safety(1)

Rugby football (rugby) - a sport popular in the UK and SA, predecessor to american and australian football, you can score by try/touchdown(5), penalty(3), conversion(2), drop goal(3)

Australian football, Galeic football, Arena football, Flag football etc...

**Many people believe that the name soccer is something the americans made up so they could call their precious sport football but it's actually what British people used to call it back in the day, and american football was also technically called just football before association football was
*BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game*
*AMERICAN*: eww, let's watch some real football, american football

*ANOTHER BRIT*: triggered triggered, why do they even have to wear gear, put on some rugby a true men sport

* AUSSIE*: well at least they are physical *switches the channel to australian football
*IRISH PERSON*: pff, *switches it to galeic football*
*SWEED*: *switches the channel to golf*
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The round form of the drug Zanax that also comes in another form called sticks this form is in the shape of a football.
She just bought three footballs, you want one?
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An overhyped game where a player throws or catches a ball then runs.
“Football is too overhyped these days man
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One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).
Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.
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"I saw Fiddy Cent and Lloyd Banks footballing the other afternoon. They were hella gangsta, running around the park with their chains swinging around, catching passes."
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No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.
dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?
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Footballing is a sexual activity. It involves the male putting his foot (or feet) into his partner's pussy or shit chute. The female may put her foot in the male's shit chute. With a lot of lubricant, an experienced "footser" can insert his or her foot into a body cavity well above the ankle.
Let's do some footballing.
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