by dlgt November 7, 2007
by Andrew_JD March 2, 2009
1) Easy place to go see pictures of half-naked, sometimes FULLY naked girls, who are sometimes your friends, but you don't say anything about it to anyone else.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
2) Something you hear screamed a loud when young American teen girls get drunk and take pictures of themselves, other popular things shouted include "MYSPACE!" , "DEFAULT!", and "FUCK ME" if you're good looking like I am.
1) "Fuck, my porn videos aren't working, and Jean is a fat slut I don't want her over here...time to check out facebook"
2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
2) Girl 1: "OMG SMILEEEEE"
Girl 2: "FACEBOOOOOK! AHAHAHA"
by 1337 Fork January 4, 2008
the new way to prove your as gay as all your friends think you are
myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough
a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)
myspace for people who think that myspace was not childish enough
a good way to accomplish nothing...ever...no matter how many times you try to send farmville money to cancer awareness organizations or hungry haitians (see also U.S. Government)
by backwards thongage February 5, 2010
"Kim, I think facebook's going beserk. Pretty soon you're going to be able to add an application to purchase online caskets."
by mergirltwirls June 13, 2007
Website designed with the sole intention of letting college kids continue to stalk their friends which they "collect", and have a nice network of organizing "parties" which are basicaly a bunch of people who congregate to listen to loud crap ass music with little to do except get shit faced and contract STDs. Oh, and going to such events lets you brag to everyone the next day. Face it, they dont think you are cool. They just laugh and say "yeah I heard that shit was off the hook", and then lose that much more respect for you as a person and trash you behind your back. Facebook is often seen as the "classy" version of myspace. Many think they fact that you are in college automaticaly makes you mature, even though these same people dont realize that facebook is just a prettier spin on the same wierd ass way to waste time known as myspace. People who have facebook acounts generaly think that myspace is "gay" and "sloppy" and they dont use it since it is for "losers who go to highschool." In reality, facebook is the same as myspace, only the freaks who continue to have no lives after highschool dont want to admit that they still spend their time the same way they did when they were kids(collecting friends, leaving comments, "pimping" their profile, and checking up on their EXs, which is stalking in my book) hence the "classy" image and fancier name. Those with facebook accounts ought to be honest with themselves, and realize that facebook is just like myspace, your not cool because you use it, its not only for college students as many highschool and even middle school students are jumping on the train, therefore it is not an elitest group, people with both sides of their brain functioning laugh at you, and if you genuinly use a website like myspace/facebook/ect simply to keep up with friends(notice the lack of quotes, this denotes that you genuinly like these people and they like you back, and you actualy care about them and want to keep in contact) after highschool, there is no reason to not just use myspace. If everyone used myspace, it would be that much simpler, instead of trying to create "societies" online for people with different levels of education and levels of intelligence/actual abilities to bond with people. I.E. People with facebook and or myspace acounts and check them more than every now and then tend to have low intelligence and low ability to make actual friends. Some people actualy have nothing better to do with their lives that they create BOTH myspace and facebook accounts.(see dumbass) These people are clearly to vain and mentaly inept to go have an actualy social life, so instead they sit on their computer and read comments full of acronyms(that make no sense and make you sound like a pre pubescent girl writing a love note) and words like "love" and "adore" which are constantly thrown around and therefore lose their meaning. In short facebook is simply a euphemism for myspace, which tends to be embraced by 18-25 "adults" who enjoy denying the reality of their pathetic lives.
by por-sha August 20, 2007
an addictive shit-hole where people in from either school or work add you. stalkers dream in other words.
by usernameforurbandictionary September 14, 2011