When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
by P-Dawg B March 2, 2009
Pullin' out the coupe at the lot
Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mmh
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy
I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the '80s
She sucked a nigga soul, got the Cash App
Told 'em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt
I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that
And I really wanna know where you at, at
Told 'em fuck 12, fuck SWAT
Bustin' all the bales out the box
I just hit a lick with the box
Had to put the stick in a box, mmh
Pour up the whole damn seal, I'ma get lazy
I got the mojo deals, we been trappin' like the '80s
She sucked a nigga soul, got the Cash App
Told 'em wipe a nigga nose, say slatt, slatt
I won't never sell my soul, and I can back that
And I really wanna know where you at, at
by DasWonton February 1, 2020
by squirtreynolds21 June 29, 2016
Lao (third tone) and Er (fourth tone) in Mandarin Chinese has the literal definition of "old two", but used in the context of the Chinese language means either:
(1) A person's male manhood (slang)
(2) The second oldest in the family
(1) A person's male manhood (slang)
(2) The second oldest in the family
Slang context, usually used amongst males: "My Lao Er is sore after that hottie last night"
Normal context, when a parent is introducing their son or daughter: "This is the Lao Er of my family"
Normal context, when a parent is introducing their son or daughter: "This is the Lao Er of my family"
by Fobulous March 17, 2008
originally coined from real life killings in Isla Vista in 2014, it now usually means that someone is about to go nuts or off the deep end. the reason for going ER is usually trivial.
after finding out that Mike once again lost his gold 1 promos due to monkey teammates, Mike was going ER in the group chat
by Foozi200 June 2, 2020
Each and every one of us wanted to pull the plug on that bombastic ER comedian, and then he coded so we all clapped!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019