Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.

Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 06, 2020

Rumpy-dumpy

(UK Slang) Rough anal sex performed by gay men.

Auntie Lee got suspended from his job as a steward after being heard in the toilet having a bit of rumpy-dumpy with one of the passengers by almost everyone on the flight. He's been a mummy's boy on jobseeker's ever since.

by The Whiskey Man June 16, 2020

Bumblin' Dumpy

A big dumb waddling walrus of a dog or any other fat lazy stupid creature.

Look at that Bumblin' Dumpy stumblin' over everything.

by ChadC8509 January 10, 2021

Alphy Dumpy

An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.

Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

by Revansmask June 19, 2010

humpy dumpy

1. the act of having sex with someone shortly before ending a relationship. Also known as "loving an leaving" or "goodbye sex".

2. Figurine, statue, or plus character of a bear in a Humpty Dumpty suit

1. I gave her the good ol' humpy dumpy since the relationship was in the toilet anyway.

2. I bought the cutest little Humpy Dumpy figurine online today.

by Jay Dower May 30, 2006

flumpy dumpy

The act of getting a blow job on the toilet, while taking a crap.

blow job crap shit sex toilet

You won't believe the flumpy dumpy I got earlier!

by greg123250 September 12, 2016

Make Dumpy

To move one's bowels, especially on a person's chest.

"Seeing all that hair reminded me that I needed to make dumpy and Merton's chest would be the perfect place."

by Nichie August 08, 2009