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Astrology Girl

An Astrology Girl is very different from someone who likes Astrology, or an Astrologer.
Astrology girls generally consist of bright dyed hair, shaved eyebrows, shitty music taste and being a communist. (These don't always apply, so don't let your guard down)
they are usually VERY anal about knowing your star sign and always think they're in the right. no matter what.

"What's your star sign?"

"Aquarius"
"I knew it! you seemed like such an Aquarius!"
"I'm actually a Capricorn." (stupid Astrology Girl)

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

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Swumpy Dumpy

A Foul Smelling, generally coated in Fecal matter, Ass and (or) Asshole.
Swumpy, Meaning Swampy or Stinky.

Dumpy, Meaning Gluteus or ass.

Ewwww do you smell Lucas!? He has such a swumpy dumpy!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

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Curb Stomp

The act of stomping on someones skull to crush it under your weight.

OH FUCK HE JUST GOT CURB STOMPED!!!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart December 6, 2020

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Poob

Poob is a substance made from (but not limited to); Fecal Matter (shit), Toenail dust, Semen (cum), Piss, Shit, Puss, Snot, Earwax, Eye Crusties, and Water.

(not to be mixed up with the 1985 Ewoks TV show character Ploob)

Wow! I just ate so much Poob!
You know what that's made of right?
HUH?!

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

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