by Hondo42 April 8, 2021
One who brags about acomplishments, such as beating a person in a street fight, only to be injured/killed in an actual scenario or stunt. First used on the T.V. series Web Soup by host Chris Hardwick, who was comenting on men who ride pocketbikes.
Dude:Did I ever tell you about the time I laid out three niggas in a street fight?
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
Chick:No, we just met.
Dude:(tells stupid story)
Chick:omg, you're such a dare dildo.
Dude:Oh yeah? (black man walks by) Watch this!
(Dude gets shanked and thrown in dumpster)
Chick:Like I said, a dare dildo.
by hero13 June 20, 2010
The mother of all dares. It is 5x the normal commitment and pressure of an average dare. Should you decide to go back on a quintuple dare, you won't be able to, because it denies the laws of time and space.
Situation 1:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, the Earth will implode.
Joe: Well, I guess one brick to the face wouldn't hurt anyone. Besides the guy, that is.
Situation 2:
Bill: Hey Joe, I quintuple dare you to throw a brick that guy and steal his car!
Joe: No way man, not happening.
Bill: You can't avoid a quintuple dare, Joe, the Earth will implode.
Joe: I'll take my chances on tha--
-Earth Implodes-
by commentary_queen August 11, 2010
An exotic black and French Canadian porn star, pornographic actress, business woman, Goddess, & fetish model. A certified Maneater best known for her voracious sex scenes and dominant, yet charming personality and striking beauty. Owner of DamaliXDares.com and Desire Street Productions. Also known as XXXplosive, DamaliXDares, Damali Dares, Damali X Dares.
by XXXplosive Fan September 24, 2009
You need a groupe of people (3 or more) who put money in (e.g a tenner).
Each team mate then gets given extreme dares.
They have 3 life lines (can rufuse 3 extreme dares) but once they are gone they are out of the game.
The winner is the one with most lives left at the end- they win all the money.
You are not aloud to tell any one you are playing extreme dares until the whole game is finished, if you do a life is lost.
Evidence is needed of the dares- e.g video, picture, recording.
(A lot more fun when participants are drunk).
Each team mate then gets given extreme dares.
They have 3 life lines (can rufuse 3 extreme dares) but once they are gone they are out of the game.
The winner is the one with most lives left at the end- they win all the money.
You are not aloud to tell any one you are playing extreme dares until the whole game is finished, if you do a life is lost.
Evidence is needed of the dares- e.g video, picture, recording.
(A lot more fun when participants are drunk).
-walking into a super market and shouting on the phone ''omg for the last time i will not have anal sex with you'': extreme dares
-in a nightclub- grinding on someone ugly and taking there waistcoat off and waving it around doing a sexy dance with it: extreme dares
- pretending you are in an invisible wheelchair:extreme dares
-in a nightclub- grinding on someone ugly and taking there waistcoat off and waving it around doing a sexy dance with it: extreme dares
- pretending you are in an invisible wheelchair:extreme dares
by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009
The Indiana Jones of My Little Pony.
She looks like Rainbow Dash with black hair & tan fur. She is also Rainbow Dash's idol.
She's one of the coolest characters on Friendship is Magic & is a living shoutout to the show's adult audience.
The episode Daring Dont revealed that the Daring Do books arent novels, theyre autobiographies.
She looks like Rainbow Dash with black hair & tan fur. She is also Rainbow Dash's idol.
She's one of the coolest characters on Friendship is Magic & is a living shoutout to the show's adult audience.
The episode Daring Dont revealed that the Daring Do books arent novels, theyre autobiographies.
by DarthVegetaVoorhees December 10, 2013
a game where a group of friends ask eachother in turn 'truth? or dare? and once either truth or dare is chosen they haft to tell a truth or answer a question truthfully after choosing truth, and of dare is chosen they haft to carry out a dare that someone gives them.
(truths cannot be taken back and dares cannot be skipped or passed on and if done so YOU live with the shame)
in this game a lot of fun is carried out sometimes loves are shown friendships are broken and things are regretted, but in the long run a great party game to play.
(truths cannot be taken back and dares cannot be skipped or passed on and if done so YOU live with the shame)
in this game a lot of fun is carried out sometimes loves are shown friendships are broken and things are regretted, but in the long run a great party game to play.
EXAMPLE FOR TRUTH:
clare: so david truth or dare?
david: erm ... truth
clare: ok ... do you think im hot?
david: ... yeah
EXAMPLE FOR DARE:
conor: so sara truth or dare?
sara: im going to go with ... dare
conor: i dare you to run around the garden twice
clare: so david truth or dare?
david: erm ... truth
clare: ok ... do you think im hot?
david: ... yeah
EXAMPLE FOR DARE:
conor: so sara truth or dare?
sara: im going to go with ... dare
conor: i dare you to run around the garden twice
by AlExSwOrD August 9, 2010