The inability to see the conk..aka remote control
She couldn't find the controller next to her because she had conk blindness.
by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019
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The inability to see the conk..aka controller.
She couldn't see the controller that was right beside her because she had conk blindness
by Sweet tits 44310 March 11, 2019
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a stupid person in which they can't do anything right.
Me: Ahh that William kid, he's a right conk.
Archie: Yh G, shall I bang him out, you get me blud innit? He thinks he's a right roadman, cheffing up bare mans.
by BareRoadmanUGetMe September 4, 2019
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A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.
example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.
by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023
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your nose
by big john 21 September 24, 2019
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A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.
I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.
by Raggedbutright September 10, 2020
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A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context
Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.
by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020
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